A person addicted to "chotches"; a person addicted to being a chotch: acting, dressing, or speaking as a chotch; a compulsive need to be a chotch or surround ones self with chotches; addicted to portraying a "cool" image of themselves to others, or bragging about being friends with a known chotch.
Chotchaholic's are Desperate Wannabee's and chotches in general: an obsessive thought, desire, or action to constantly act, look, or be portrayed as the definition of a chotch.
Addicted to: checking their cell phones, and myspace, as well as scoping out "babes", and bragging to anyone that will listen, about themselves and girls they couldn't get in a million years, the ones who give out the cheesiest pick up lines, and somehow manage to score seemingly "hott" girls until you talk to them and realize that they are the definition of a blonde.
Addicted to: checking their cell phones, and myspace, as well as scoping out "babes", and bragging to anyone that will listen, about themselves and girls they couldn't get in a million years, the ones who give out the cheesiest pick up lines, and somehow manage to score seemingly "hott" girls until you talk to them and realize that they are the definition of a blonde.
by Rachel Knuehl May 10, 2006
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Why does Robert have to be such a chotch?
by Robert Glass January 28, 2014
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by Breezy April 13, 2004
Get the Chotch mug.a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
by DPdaix June 21, 2007
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"Wow, that dude's croutch is enormous"
"Seriously, How does he even piss with his stuff crushed underneath all that fat?"
"Seriously, How does he even piss with his stuff crushed underneath all that fat?"
by Statictrance November 6, 2007
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noun: a dirty, too much sexed vagina.
proper noun: a girl that engages in too much sex and showers very little, resulting in a stanky vaginal region.
proper noun: a girl that engages in too much sex and showers very little, resulting in a stanky vaginal region.
by doyouwantmybodydoyouthinkimsexy October 16, 2004
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