by DH December 19, 2004
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That Chauntel has a juicy booty.
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Counter-sexual refers to the quality of evolving into any sexual orientation, based on the sexual preference of the person who you desire.
A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
Andrew: Ozi recently switched to counter-sexual.
Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?
Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.
Kendra: Really?
Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.
Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?
Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.
Kendra: Really?
Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.
Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
by Sixti060 November 4, 2022
Get the Counter-Sexual mug.One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009
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a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."
Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
by the j-dot November 18, 2011
Get the chicken counter mug.Revenge counter is a magical ablitiy from the anime series 7 deadly sins used by the charcter Meliodas, Revenge counter is when you must disable your other magical abilties to take damage from your enemies, you store all their magical abblities and when the time is right you unleash all their attacks at the same time but double or even triple or even 30 times more powerful,
by Undercoveragent11 August 26, 2019
Get the REVENGE COUNTER mug.John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.
Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.
John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula
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Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.
John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula
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by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010
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