chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.

Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!

by Fawful September 27, 2009

Chortle

it’s like choked and chuckled and snorkeled

Ex: That made me chortle.

by Lmaohi6999 July 13, 2022

Chortle

A man or woman in their late 50's laughing, snorting, and giggling at the same time causing an ugly but examinable laugh

As I sat on the couch in my grandparents living room I heard them chortle

by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 1, 2019

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019

chortle

A chuckle, in a particularly gleeful and breathy manner.

The term is believed to be a portmanteau of "chuckle" and "snort," coined in the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll, featured in his famous novel "Through the Looking-Glass," much like the term "galumphing."

The man chortled at the hilarious pun.

by ProcessedCelluloseFibers April 24, 2025

Chortles

Another word for marijuana. Derived from the sound a person makes holding a bong or pipe hit that resembles laughter.

Just smoked my last bowlski, now I’m all out of chortles!

by CommonsenseMatters August 19, 2019