Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Chrisonica

Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)

in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)

"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?

Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.

Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"

(Susan Miller c 1986)

by Ed Austin January 1, 2006

chorizo fest

Chorizo fest is basically the same thing as a cock fest but it's usually when there are a lot of mexicans.

That party was the biggest chorizo fest. There were so many mexicans and only a few rucas.

by 8a April 26, 2006

Chorizon

A person that is being referred to as a penis, or a person that gets slapped by one.

Mira este pinchi chorizon.

Kim te voy a dar un chorizon si no te callas el osico.

by QUIEFFER October 22, 2010

chorizo

1. a spicy mexican sausage

2. spanish synonym for dick

1. ¿so, was your chorizo good?

2. ¡That mexican had a chorizo the size of a small fetus!

by el Nariz de 45 March 25, 2003

chorizo kisses

When you are close to a girl and your dick is trying to jump out of your pants at her. Similar to butterfly kisses. Chorizo is a type of sausage and is used in Spanish slang for dick.

We were cuddling on the sofa and I kept giving her chorizo kisses. She could feel my cock pulsing on her leg through my pants

by N1C February 27, 2014

chorizo

Greasy sausage mostly cooked by mexicans. Also used as a derogatory term for mexicans who want to get white girls attention.

Mexican: Hey Heather my chorizo needs a friend.
Heather: Whats a chrizo???

by The Mondo December 22, 2005