Choofing Season

A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!

Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!

by BigDaddyJoy October 27, 2019

Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.

“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”

by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020

Choozing

when you ooze cheese.. from your cock... AKA ejaculating. yeah?

Dad: Oh boy, your mum had me choozing so bad last night
Son: Ugh! Gross
Dad: (Offers boy some crusty bread) Fondue?
Son: Super gross! (takes bread, dips... double dips)
Dad: GROSS!!!!
both laugh

by limp_pimp February 9, 2014

choosing lesser evil

A set scenarios that you have to choose whatever hurts less.

Officer Mark was forced to choosing lesser evil between killing the dope pusher Mang Kanor, or shooting his corrupt buddy Officer Jerry.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

Croofing

The act of stick a horn on your head and ramming it into your girlfriend arse.

Yo bro, my gal just got a good croofing

by Hi mammy December 19, 2019

Choolin

Chilling out and cooling off at the same time.

Just went for a run, now we're choolin.

by Anton Biscuit March 15, 2021

Insta'Choosin

to choose on instagram; , To like or comment on multiple pictures of a person that you want to get to know on a person level OTHER than instagram.

-Girl you insta'choosin like shit get off his page.

- Friend 1: What you doin?
Friend 2: Girl shit in the house, Insta'choosin & Twatchin.

by ReneePiink August 15, 2012