To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.

first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.

My girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube available and thus had to use my own tears of lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.

Chooch by uncoolpseudonym November 20, 2009

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chooch

To "chooch" is to masterbate using your tears as lubricant. Usually done by leaning over to drop the tears on your junk while masterbating.

After the funeral I went home and had a good "chooch".

chooch by Yeti / Wendy July 9, 2009

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Chooch

Blow, snow, cocaine, coke, nose candy

Yoo do we have any chooch left?

Chooch by TheHewbrewHammer May 26, 2020

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