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noun. Scottish slang. A "choob" is a tube. Short for tube-steak. A tube steak is a penis. And therefore , anyone who acts like a dick. Can be equally applied to males or females.
"Dinnae bother wi' that guy - he's just a choob."
choob by peebles76 August 20, 2009
A Chinese nooblet on a game who you dispise for his assholishness.
Tang is such a Choob.
Choob by fozy April 9, 2007
The area between your boobs.
That girl has no choob, she has way to much cleavage.
Choob by Victoria Stein January 31, 2005
Someone who is choosing to be a noob.
(no choob example required)
Choob by 70M July 12, 2007
someone who is part chode, part noob.
(can sometimes describe fat whales)
"You frickn' choob! Stop getting fatter!"
choob by bad.ass.db October 9, 2008
a chinese noob who is superasian.
wang lee ching chow chong is such a choob.
choob by alex35664147 December 23, 2007