Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"

Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.

by daverpdx May 3, 2007

Chonklah

1.) A person or persons who continually eat vast quantitites of food throughout the course of a day or days, and complains why they dont understand why they are getting fatter.
2.) A person or persons who have had references directed towards them for visibly becoming fatter throughout the course of multiple days
3.) Also known as another name for flip-flops

1.) The chonklah's are complaining again about becoming progressivly fat
2.) Look, that chonklah just keeps eating and keeps getting fatter.
3.) The Chonklah's that I purchased today are so comfortable, I dont think I will ever wear another type of footwear again

by Matthew Poorman June 14, 2004

Chonker

what a redditor calls a morbidly obese cat on the brink of death

Redditor: Hey, would you look at my cat? What a fine, succulent chonker!

Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet.

Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!

by GallusAnonymus April 12, 2021

chunklets

The little squares of food, invariably made of carrot, that always appear in your chunder or vom.

"We were trekking in the Andes, and the sun was just rising and glinting off the snow, creating this sort of ethereal haze, and I really got a sense of the awesome power of nature and the insignificance of man... and then I just chundered everywhere, all over the snow, I was like, have that nature, 1-0, made a little Vomcano, all the little chunklets froze, amazing."

by el mas grande March 22, 2010

Chonken

An offensive term for anyone who is pissing you off but you don't want to swear at.

Oh you fuc... chonken

by A person12436576 February 26, 2013

Chinklet

An Asian child. Usually of an 'ese decent. I.E. Chinese or Japanese.

Joe: Awe, look at that little chinklet. Isn't he cute?

Schmoe: What the fu*k's a chinklet?

Joe: An Asian kid. Duh!

by Jump'n'Jive360 July 29, 2006

chongler

they are long shorts for MEN...many think they are capris...but they are not

chech out these new chonglers i got they are of the hook

by jdm slut June 1, 2007