chonga

A female lacking sense in fashion, urban culture, and social skills. Can be of any ethnicity. Mostly found around southern California. Usually found near beach areas and valleys but are known to migrate to the city. Known for being very materialistic, slutty, and clueless. Are into mainstream bars like Fridays, Yardhouse, BJ's, etc. Also enjoy going to clubs in Hollywood and The O.C. They usually run in packs but can occasionally be seen alone going to the tanning salon with their big round sunglasses, an US weekly magazine, a hot pink or sky blue ruffled skirt, and thick spongie sandals.Used from the spanish word chongo (ponytail). Chongos pulled back to tight or chongo abuse usually lead to brain damage and to females becoming chongas.

I went out with this girl the other night but she was a total dissapointment. She would not stop talking about the hollywood scene, her coach bag, and her little fuckin dog. I had to leave her at the bar. She was such a chonga.
Examples of chongas: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson

by JoseJCisneros July 21, 2008

Chonga

1.) A Substitute word. It can mean anything and everything.....can be followed by mya or bya

2.) Tits

1.) Hey Chonga mya! (substituting someones name for Chonga)

2.) CHONGA!! (used when frustrated)

3.)
(Steve)- If you don't shut the fuck up right now i'm going to kick you in the chongas.

(Bob)......(scared shitless)

4.)
John- did you see that girl's Chonga's?

Tedd- hell yeah i did....and she had a nice ass too!

by Jetnick October 16, 2008

Chonga

A mexican whore. People who tear out their eyebrows and draw them in with sharpies, usually wearing large hoop earrings and dressing in particular clothes, usually along the lines of incredibly oversized t-shirts and torn or gaudy jeans.
Screws anything with legs.

In the same category as the gangster, the ghetto, the phat chicks, and the white trash

Corrie is such a wannabe chonga. She screwed every guy on the block. It's too bad she's white.

by Pop! Goes Your Dignity December 9, 2008

chonga

the female version of the mexican "cholo". Mexican girl who would wear tight tight jeans that squeeze her very prominent love handles, short and tight shirts revealing their stomaches, wear obscene amounts of lip liner (or sharpie drawn around the lips), extreme amounts of hair gel (or glue) flattening their hair down and making it shiny.

"That chonga's hair was so wet with glue it looked like she had been out in the rain and her lip liner definitely was drawn with sharpie marker," commented Sarah.

by Cassandrandrodo December 25, 2009

chonga

a latin whore who is probably named mayatika or some made up cuban name even thought they were born in the states. they listen to rap, and other stupid trendy nonesense. they usually have their hair cemented to their heads with buckets of gel, have hoop earings that you can fly planes through, have shirts tied behind their backs, and can ALWAYS be seen chewing gum. they dont know what melody's are because they listen to rap, nor do they know what real harmonies are. they think niggers like ashante and ciara have good voices when they have never hear of king diamond, nor blaze bayley. these bitches are annoying, stuck up, and are always failing school.

HAHAHA omfg look at wayalemita! she is a total fukcing chonga!

by bigniggerkillerwhoknowsmetalrules August 28, 2008

chonga

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2004

chonga

a single word that can be used to describe anything sexually related.
derived from the nudge button on msn messenger.

"She wants to chonga your deck."
"Hannah wants to know if you can fit your chonga in a pineapple."
"He looks like he ready for chonga time."
"You want to chonga Carrot."
"He looks chong-y."

by oxhannahxo July 20, 2008