the biggest chokers in history

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.

Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."

by Nick D October 27, 2004

choiner

People in a twitch chat who want to join into the streamers game.

Any choiners in chat? We need a few more!

by am3x May 18, 2021

chicken choker

A male who masturbates.

Don't mess with that chicken choker.

by odogo January 17, 2004

Chaddesden choker

A shagger who consistently pleases with his pork sword!

Your looking happy today barb!
I'm still drying out! I took the Chaddesden choker last night!

by Chard007 February 9, 2018

russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck

Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

midday choker

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.

"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."

by irowboat August 27, 2009

herring choker

Someone who comes from New Brunswick, Canada. The term is derived from the stereotype that people living in he maritimes only eat fish, herring in particular.

Herring Chokers are not Bluenosers.

by Heidi Bialik December 22, 2005