choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Chonking

When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.

my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!

by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018

Choeying

a very gorgeous, helpful, hot, responsible, smart, loving, caring girl.

Last name for tibetan boys and girls.

Person 1: Hey, do you know that new girl Choeying?
Person 2: Yeah, i heard about her. She is pretty cool, and friendly. We should talk to her.
Person 3: Damn yo! she is hot as hell, i saw her this morning.
Person 1: Yo dawgs, i needa see her yo.

by henneydavid January 7, 2012

Choking Victim

One of the first Crust Punk bands that came out of N.Y.C. (C-Squat) born from the band No Commercial Value, Choking Victim refined the sound of Crack Rock punk and soon released a full length album entitled No Gods/No Managers. Choking Victim broke up and Leftover Crack, INDK, and Morning Glory grew from it's remains.

Choking V
Morning G
LOC
You're death'll be sweet if you wanna be a cop

I <3 Choking Victim

by FlakAttack August 27, 2006

Choking Dog

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.

The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.

by TV CAR March 20, 2010

chekidjia

In Bulgarian: чекиджия: A guy who likes to masturbate, a wanker.

Чекиджия долен! - Chekidjia dolen - You filthy wanker!

by alknet September 12, 2013

chicken choking

The innate ability to lose a won football game late in the 4th quarter as exhibited by the South Carolina gamecocks.

The USC gamecocks are chicken choking again against lowly Tennessee.

by furiousgeorge November 2, 2014