chopstickism

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.

I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.

by kai azad January 2, 2007

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian that is masculine but not butch. She’ll be into sports and wear masculine clothes like flannel and graphic tees and a suit to formal things. She’ll probably have her hair long but either nothing is done to it or it’s tied up. She might wear makeup like concealer for reasons and maybe a bit more for formal occasions

Logan: Hey, is Lorreli gay?

Sarah: Yeah, she’s a chapstick lesbian

by dO I LOOK- March 18, 2021

chapstick emergency

1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.

"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

by sarahmcow January 15, 2010

Chapstick whore

Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.

If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.

Man 1: "See that guy over there?"

Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"

Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"

Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."

by dats2dope December 10, 2009

chopstick jockey

Derogatory term referring to a person of Asian descent.

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."

by Lee in Austin June 19, 2008

chinticles

When a person, through age or through excess fat, develops twin lobes just behind their chin which resemble the male genital organs.

Check out those chinticles!

by Wylie June 24, 2003

Chapstick Moustache

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

by rock-cupid October 11, 2010