lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick
Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.
by kinghiroichi1 June 23, 2024
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Chimpanzee

An ape that is really strong and can rip you face off while going ooh ooh ahh ahh
A chimpanzee cause the first human face transplant.
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Chimpanzee

Chimpanzees are the cutest and smartest animals in the world. They use tools, look cute, and act like humans!
by RichyCanPvP July 14, 2022
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chimpanzee

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
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Shy Chimpanzee

When a person is so uncomfortable in the presence of a lesbian quarrel that they assume the posture of the monkey that "sees no evil". If there is a tremendous amount of explicit sexual references, the person may choose to take a squatting position in a corner and cry... wishing they could erase the things that they have heard.
That girl's rant about the lover that she scissor fucked yesterday after her husband left the house turned me into a shy chimpanzee.
by itsybitsyspyder October 27, 2016
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The Chimpanzee Stratagee

The Chimpanzee Stratagee is a war tactic where you send in Chimpanzee's with guns most commonly used for them are Ak-47's as it is an easy and cheap weapon meaning losing one is barely touched in your militaries budget.
"Ahh shit hey commander they are doing The Chimpanzee Stratagee
by Commander Chimp February 03, 2021
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