CAILLOU

A LITTLE SHIT THAT ALWAYS GOES AROUND SAYING 'MOMMY I WANT THIS' OR'DADDY TAKE ME TO TDA CIRCUS OR ILL RAPE YA'. ALSO HE HAS CANCER AND HIS PARENTS AND ROSIE PUT UP WITH HIS SHIT CUZ THEY KNOW THAT THEY`LL SOON BE THREE. THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LIKE HIM ARE... OH. IT SEEMS THAT NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE CALLS HIS TANTRUMS 'WHEN HES HAD ENOUGH' BUT REALLY ITS 'WHEN HES BEING A DOUCHE'. ALSO, HE HAS A WHINY VOICE AND AN UGLY BODY CUZ EVEN HIS BODY KNOWS HE DOESN`T DESERVE TO HAVE BASIC HUMAN FEATURES.

OMG ITS CAILLOU! IF YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVEN`Y BOUGHT HIM A PRESENT, HELL SCREAM AND KICK AND FORCE YOU TO PAY 100$ TO BUY SHIT!

by Frak67854 June 28, 2018

still chill

still chill still chil still chil still chill still chill still chill still chill still chill-
flamingo

'still chill still chill still still chill'

by frxxxeya January 9, 2019

be more chill

a musical where it's okay to vore a computer, abandon your only friend who's very gay, and cheat on your girlfriend as long as you end up popular and get the girl you wanted. but oops! remember that computer you vored. yeah. now it's kinda evil. remember that gay friend you abandoned? he has the only known cure mtn dew red (don't question it). in the end you get the girl and you learned nothing. GOOD JOB!

Jason: are you listening to be more chill?
Preston: yeah.

Jason: you know hamiltons better right?
Preston: FUCK OFF! I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU!

by (is trash) March 28, 2018

Warner Chilcott

"Warner Chilcott," or sometimes simply "Chilcott," is an offensive expletive used in times of extreme duress or frustration. Expresses the extreme dislike or disgust for something. The term was originally tagged by Hank Green, one half of the Vlogbrothers.

Warner Chilcott! The cost of my prescription drugs just increased by 1200%.

I hate this Chilcotting healthcare system.

Holy effing Chilcott, I'm paying up the Chilcott for this medication.

I just got Chilcotted by my drug company.

For the love of all that is holy, please stop Warner Chilcotting me!

Don't be such a Chilcott.

What the Warner Chilcott is going on?!

This is just a crock of Chilcott.

by DFTBA7 January 26, 2011

Caillou

A little piece of flaming slowly dying SHIT i mean why tf would anybody watch this SHIT

Person1: Hi caillou

Caillou: *SCREAMS* ITS NOT HI ITS HELLO WTF

by KentuckyFriedDwarf July 20, 2018

Caillou

A loud child that I want to smack in the face. He throws fits over EVERY DAMN THING IN THE WORLD and never gets discipline. His parents just comply. A bad role model for kids. Not the worst show ever but pretty bad (why did I like that show when I was little)

Caillou: mommy can I have candy

Mommy: no caillou

caillou: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY GODDAMN CANDY MOMMY GIVE ME MY CANDY WHAAAAAAAAA
Mommy: okay just one chocolate bar though

And that is what happens in Caillou

by a fallen star xxx June 1, 2020

Netflix and Chill

Something you tell your parents when you want your boyfriend/girlfriend to come over and you fuck

girlfriend: Hey mom my boyfriends coming over to watch Netflix and chill.
mom: Okay sweetie have lots of fun!
Boyfriend: okay babe, ready to fuck?

by stella1235 February 28, 2016