chickenshit bullshit

used when something makes no sense or is completely stupid

"im gettin tired of this chickenshit bullshit!"

by fisty shocker August 21, 2009

Step Chickens

The true embodiment of power, they’re known as beings who can defy the word of god

Person 1:I refuse to join the step chickens
Leader:Then become the dirt we walk on.

by Merkle.1004 May 13, 2020

don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

chickensackflaps

The funniest person alive

Hey do you know chickensackflaps on tiktok?
Yes they are so funny I pissed myself laughing

by Bertholts.gf February 27, 2021

max chickens

Australian Slang. To describe the extreme speed of an object, person or being.

Did you see Bazza going max chickens down the street in his new ute?

by BringingGazzaBack November 23, 2017

Look at all those chickens

(Informal, humourous) a phrase said when many avians are present

N: Look at all those chickens
M: Those are crows, idiot

by Ace the simp July 16, 2023

chickenshit

1) Petty regulations that don't make it to the level of bullshit. A favorite purview of martinets and high-handed bureaucrats.

2) Afraid; cringing; cowardly; reluctant to get off one's ass and put up.

3) Unintelligible verbiage, scrawl, or scritch-scratch.

The new CO's chickenshit was driving the first sergeant batshit; he had bigger things to worry about than snapping salutes from a quarter-mile away, with the enemy waiting just over the hill.

He was too chickenshit to go down to the cellar and deal with Leatherface.

I can't make heads or tails out of this chickenshit they added to the agreement. Tell them to clarify it so we know we're eye-to-eye.

by Ruarc August 20, 2011