Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

dick check her snatch

Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.

Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!

by Poot there it is!!! December 18, 2016

Chuck some dick about

For a man to have sex with lots of women

1. It's allways nice to go on holiday and chuck some dick about.

2. He's always chucking some dick about on the weekend

by ChandyClaus August 6, 2020

Dick Click

When you are web surfing with your penis instead of your brain. You are surfing the net and you click on ads, videos, or pictures because of a suggestive and/or scantily clad thumbnail, even though your brain knows it's probably spam and may or may not lead to more pictures/videos of an erotic nature.

That facebook game looked so bad, but I totally dick clicked it because of the hot chick with the massive cleavage.

I knew the video would suck and the thumbnail of the girl's round ass was a total tease, but I dick clicked it anyways.

by bluelaughter December 5, 2013

Dick Check

1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )

-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."

Note*

Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!

2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.

1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"

2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!

by MRSD_beejay March 12, 2009

dick click

Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.

When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.

by Bructus September 30, 2010

Dick Chuck

When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.

A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.

by rocketman January 30, 2005