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chemosexual 

addicted to cleaning the house loves the smell of bleach, pre occupied with cleaning products
her toilet was so fresh it was like it had been attacked by a bunch of chemosexuals.

she is is so hooked on polishing im sure shes a chemosexual

as in the songs "chemosexual healing" by daz and the launderettes Robert |Palmers "Addicted to Dove" "Flash ah ah saviour of the universe", " I can't get no Dazifaction",
chemosexual by tony aka napoleon January 13, 2008
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cheesexual 

when you really love cheese. you wake up and think of cheese. you go to bed and think of cheese. you're just into cheese all the time.
Person a: i'm so hungry, let's get some cheese.
Person b: you eat cheese all the time.
Person a: i love cheese man. i don't want anything else. i love the color of cheese, the smell of cheese, the taste of cheese.. just everything bro.
Person b: you are so cheesy bro. i think you are cheesexual.
cheesexual by yup.memes. June 6, 2017

chetsexual 

Someone who is only attracted to winners named Chet.
When Chet rubs his mustache after drinking a big glass of milk, I know for sure I'm a chetsexual.
chetsexual by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

chesssexual 

a fucking guy who has no friends at all and suffers from obesity, diabetes and so on.
Billy:Dad, I like the queen.

Dad:Get the FUCK out of my house you FUCKING CHESSSEXUAL
chesssexual by BBC LEARNING SEX January 15, 2024

Cheesexual 

OMG... I have a crush on that cheese right there... am I cheesexual?

Creasexual 

Adjective
1. Being romantically or sexually attracted to someone who you do not know well, or strangers altogether so that one may learn new things about someone as their relationship goes on.

Noun
1. A person who is romantically and sexually attracted to people they do not know well or at all, so their relationship becomes mysterious and more of a rush.
"Elaine, why are you holding hands with this girl? I thought you liked boys, and I've never even seen her before!"

"Well, mom, a part of being Creasexual is having passion for people I know nothing about, so dating them is mysterious and fun!"
Creasexual by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016

Ceisexual 

Loves neither gender in a romantic or sexual way.

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{Symbol is a wolf}
A relationship would never work with a Ceisexual.