Change your channel

A request to have somebody change one's attitude or demeanor.

Yo dawg, why you be acting like dis?! You better change your channel!

by yourbrokenamp January 9, 2010

chicken change

A relatively small amount of money.

"Mega Millions is at $165M, you gonna play?"
"Nah, that's chicken change, PowerBall is $800M"

by megakewl April 19, 2016

change of menu

When attorneys seek to change the court venue to a large city due to problems with lunch selection.

Judge, we are unable to find anything whatsoever to eat, the restaurant pool is exceedingly limited, so therefore we move for a change of menu!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

Jiang Cheng

A shade of purple, consistent with that of a Concord grape.

As the sun set, the stars began to emerge, twinkling against a backdrop of Jiang Cheng..

by Vagabonda December 16, 2020

Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)

When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.

by Matt July 25, 2003

war has changed

War has changed.

It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.

It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.

War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.

Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.

Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.

Everything is monitored, and kept under control.

War has changed.

The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.

And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control,

war becomes routine.

War has changed. MGS has changed.

by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008

Short change hero

Someone who is outcasted/ostracized by society and is generally viewed as a bad/unethical person but they always try to be the hero in bad situations or events out of compassion and honor.

"You're the type of Short change hero this department needs Jackson!"

by Wolf chaser March 16, 2019