Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendtion of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
by The Rory September 7, 2008
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1) Slang for child molester. Used to describe a creepy person or car.
2) Used to describe someone dating another person significantly younger than them.
2) Used to describe someone dating another person significantly younger than them.
1) Person 1: Where did you park?
Person 2: Next to the white chimo van.
Person 1: Dont get raped when you go back to your car!
2) Person 1: Demi Moore is way too old for Ashton Kutcher!
Person 2: You can say that again! She is such a chimo!
Person 2: Next to the white chimo van.
Person 1: Dont get raped when you go back to your car!
2) Person 1: Demi Moore is way too old for Ashton Kutcher!
Person 2: You can say that again! She is such a chimo!
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Man 1 (age 35): "Bob, check out that chick...she's gotta be, what...14, 15?.....I would do her..."
Man 2 (age 31): "She's not even a molestable yet! Fuckin' chimo! God!...I don't even know why i hang out with you..."
Man 1 (age 35): "Cause you're a fagmo...."
Man 2 (age 31): "She's not even a molestable yet! Fuckin' chimo! God!...I don't even know why i hang out with you..."
Man 1 (age 35): "Cause you're a fagmo...."
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Man, that bitch is such a chimo. I saw her yesterday slappin' up this kid who didn't want no pork with his fries.
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2) Man, when we got home from Hooters last night I took the worst chim ever.
2) Man, when we got home from Hooters last night I took the worst chim ever.
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