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Proper Chels

A common term used amongst half witted football fans who happen to support that joke of a football club known as Chelsea F.C

Pronunciation: Propah Chelsse!
E.g Rory Bartholomew Jennings: Frank Lampard is the greatest man ever. He's a Chelsea man: proper Chels!
by g3org3.m June 14, 2023
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Chelse

She is a kind heart-ed, smart intellectual. She is unusually non confrontational and if she comes off in a bad manner she does not mean it. She tends to hold back if she thinks it means more to someone else. Chelse is athletic and determined. Once she makes her mind up she's probably not going to change it. She is shaped like a pixie and has a slender face. She is territorial but holds back from confrontation if possible. Chelse would bend over backwards for the people she loves. She has a soft spot for animals. she is brilliant in more ways than sought possible. She has brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and is short structured. She is a lover not a fighter. She is uniquely named and uniquely set aside from everyone else. She is my twin.
Chelse is soft spoken
by Thing 1(Twin) September 24, 2012
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Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.
Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!
by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009
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CHELSE(AH)

A WEIRDO OBSESSED WITH ROBERT PATTINSON
YOU HATE ROB = SHE HATES YOU
Georgie Pig: YUCK! why is she always talking about ROBERT PATTINSON
eMa: SHE MUST BE CHELSE(AH)
by GEORGIE PIG🐷🐷🐷 August 22, 2021
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Chel-LO!

How the bass clef section of an orchestra greets each other. Cause, let's be real. Cellos and basses can pun FOR DAYS.

For y'all not in the loop. It's a play off the pronunciation of 'cello', which is 'chello' which sounds similar to 'hello', thus, the pun is born.
Kate: Chel-LO! My friends! What's good?
Luke: OMG Kate, that's sooo BASS-ic, I always thought you were a NATURAL and this! But that just fell FLAT.
Carter: *walks in* looking SHARP my dudes!
*whole group high fives and finger guns*
Josie: * in the back* I can't STAND this...
(Puns continue until director tells them to shut up)
by Purple Rosin December 7, 2018
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chicken chels

A girl that fears crack heads from 2 houses up are going to break in an hungry humma is going to fail to protect her or anyone in the house
Omg chicken chels heard a noise again and didn’t sleep for 7.54 days
by Teks6969 June 12, 2018
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Chel-c

A badass American babe, MMA fighter and Thoroughbred Racing Jockey who is ridiculously strong and can beat the shit out of people.
This lady is getting awfully mouthy, if she gets in my face, I'm going to have to "Chel-c" this bitch

Did you see that fit girl, she's got "Chel-c" arms
by s.slew August 16, 2020
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