Cheesedick

A backwards-hatted, socks'n'sandals-wearing, abercrombie & fitch lame ass.

I dunno, are there gonna be a lot of cheesedicks at this party?

by Eric December 28, 2003

cheesedick

-more vital way of describing an asshole
-when someone gets away with being an asshole and somehow ends up "innocent"

Best friend is dating your loved one while you're at work. When you're around, they acts like a family friend.

That guy is a fucking cheesedick

by nicole April 18, 2004

cheesestick

When you have so much semen on your dick that it appears to be fully white.

*Due to him ejaculating so quickly, it didn't take long for him to have a cheesestick.*

by Damn, Im an old as donkey. June 10, 2018

Cheesestick

A girl who gets so many tans that she becomes orange, making her a cheesestick

Guy 1: Lulz, that girl over there is orange, she needs to quit tanning
Guy 2: Lulz, she looks like a cheesestick

by YugoRocketsFan April 19, 2009

cheesedick

The cheesedick is similar to the dick, but uses techniques that are clearly cheesy to annoy the crap out of those around him, often in a backwards attempt to look cool.

"Oh, yeah! Your mad Ryu skillz can't stand up to my hundred-hand slap!"
"Man, stop being a cheesedick."

by Twilight Veil April 16, 2004

cheesedick

See wanker or poindexter.

What a cheesedick. He'll never get laid or have any real friends.

by Joe December 11, 2003

Cheesedick

A military term used to describe a soldier who is a complete fuck-up, a complete kiss ass, and/or is obsessed with being Airborne or anything else that doesn't really matter.

Did he really try to commission in a maroon beret? What a cheesedick

by BMW2412 July 9, 2009