by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 10, 2005
Get the chavette mug.hmm, were to start, they wear this stange white eyeshadow which looks like paint, they then wear so much hair gel that their hair actually looks painful, dont get me started on the 'gold' hoop earings, cigarette in one hand, mobile in another and probably sitting by her babys pram in the park outside her council block with her brethren around her swearing spitting and swigging cheap cider.
victimising emos and or goths and walking up to people and saying 'u dissin me' or something along those lines.
most of the time, these... people (i use the term lightly) are seen hanging around kids parks, outside supermarkets and in or around macdonalds,,, (note, they are normally sat in their boyfriends chavvy modified cars)
a new thing is to write and say 'izzles or ozzles' after every word along with old favourites such as 'oh my daze' and 'tis mush' and 'ite' instead of are you alright.
they wear mainly pink and white sports gear from shops like sports world and have those things that i call chav jackets, you know the body warmers with the huge furry hoods.
they are generally foul mouthed. the chavettes are either extremely skinny or over weight, over weight chavs normally dress like boys i think they think they are gangster
of course not forgetting sovereign rings and they have big mouths
victimising emos and or goths and walking up to people and saying 'u dissin me' or something along those lines.
most of the time, these... people (i use the term lightly) are seen hanging around kids parks, outside supermarkets and in or around macdonalds,,, (note, they are normally sat in their boyfriends chavvy modified cars)
a new thing is to write and say 'izzles or ozzles' after every word along with old favourites such as 'oh my daze' and 'tis mush' and 'ite' instead of are you alright.
they wear mainly pink and white sports gear from shops like sports world and have those things that i call chav jackets, you know the body warmers with the huge furry hoods.
they are generally foul mouthed. the chavettes are either extremely skinny or over weight, over weight chavs normally dress like boys i think they think they are gangster
of course not forgetting sovereign rings and they have big mouths
my cousin (who i will save from the shame by not naming) is sadly a chavette, she most commonly wears mini skirts which barely cover her arse horrid pink and white trainers, a burberry type cap (that poor brand)calls everyone mush and says innit alot. she attends grasstrack meets and wears so much make up i am surprised that she can show emotion. her hair is like straw were she has dyed and straitened it far too much and she is obsessed with thise damn hooped earings!
by darrens_girl22 June 13, 2007
Get the chavette mug.a hunter of Chavs. Was rare to see even two in an area but due to the unnatural increase of chavs in areas of Essex and Manchester there should be more hunters appearing very soon.
a single chavhunter crouched in the shadows,clutching his chavhammer, waiting for a unsuspecting chav to wander out of macdonalds. alone.
by FearlessHunter December 20, 2007
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Looks; usually in last-seasons skinny jeans, a United Colours Of Benetton t-shirt, Ugg boots or 'pumps' and a body warmer complete with a fur hood. Either razor-straight hair or attempted scrunched with mousse. This results in wet looking, kinked, flat hair with no curl whatsoever. When the hair is up, usually pulled very tight into a side poyntail with an attempted quiff. Adores Dior. A ridiculous amount of eyeliner and make up is always used. Foundation line always visible.
Attitude; very arrogant. Anyone who would dare like Fall Out Boy and not Akon is labeled an emo, and tends to walk around playing unreleased R&B songs they found on LimeWire. Goes around in packs, attracts a worrying amount of male attention. In photos, a pose is always used.These range from the popular 'gunz' sign, blowing a kiss, looking up and away from the webcam in order to make eyes look better. Writes in capitals, but replaces a capital 'I' with 'ii'.
Looks; usually in last-seasons skinny jeans, a United Colours Of Benetton t-shirt, Ugg boots or 'pumps' and a body warmer complete with a fur hood. Either razor-straight hair or attempted scrunched with mousse. This results in wet looking, kinked, flat hair with no curl whatsoever. When the hair is up, usually pulled very tight into a side poyntail with an attempted quiff. Adores Dior. A ridiculous amount of eyeliner and make up is always used. Foundation line always visible.
Attitude; very arrogant. Anyone who would dare like Fall Out Boy and not Akon is labeled an emo, and tends to walk around playing unreleased R&B songs they found on LimeWire. Goes around in packs, attracts a worrying amount of male attention. In photos, a pose is always used.These range from the popular 'gunz' sign, blowing a kiss, looking up and away from the webcam in order to make eyes look better. Writes in capitals, but replaces a capital 'I' with 'ii'.
by Just.Daydream March 29, 2007
Get the chavette mug.chaventry is a small town in the midlands which is really called daventry, which thrives with a bunch of sad ass loser chavs.
the wreck(sometimes) and daneholm are the only places where you can get peace, without having your teeth knocked out, although it has happened before
the wreck(sometimes) and daneholm are the only places where you can get peace, without having your teeth knocked out, although it has happened before
Xxkrystal_childxX oh my god man! look at all the loser chavs we can never get any peace round here.
*>miss_autumn<* yeah lets go down the wreck or daneholme and jump on the nets.
somechavguy come here i wanna steal your polos innit man safe man sorted man SOUND!
Xxkrystal_childxX ...
*>miss_bucket<* i hate living in chaventry.
*>miss_autumn<* yeah lets go down the wreck or daneholme and jump on the nets.
somechavguy come here i wanna steal your polos innit man safe man sorted man SOUND!
Xxkrystal_childxX ...
*>miss_bucket<* i hate living in chaventry.
by chanelle amber-anne June 20, 2006
Get the chaventry mug.The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
by NoHope December 11, 2008
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I walked into the pub and a wall of chavender assaulted my nose. It was gonna be another one of those nights.
by BraveLuxan September 13, 2013
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