Chuffer

A homosexual.

Possibly derived from "to chuf on a cigar".

Is you boss gay?

Yeah, Tom's a full-on Chuffer.

by Etherial Moiety April 5, 2010

Chuffer

A chuffer is a females vigana in slang form.You'd say chuffer to the female species if you would like them to show you there chuffer.

Oi you, get your chuffer out.

by Grimmy March 1, 2005

Chuffer

Another word to describe a woman's genitalia.

No exact reason how the name came to this meaning, So it probably just sounded right.

Yo this bathroom smells like Chuffers on a hot day.

Pull your pants up, i can see your chuffer.

by Pansypants October 15, 2008

Chauffer Shift

1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.

2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.

Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."

Jessica: "Yep."

Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"

Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)

by 12548SSSS June 3, 2011

Chauffer

Two dicks in the ass one dick in the pussy.

Guy talking to 2 other male friends: Hey, let's give her the chauffer tonight.

by Nick christensen August 10, 2021

chuffer

A Chuffer is a sad old git. A bit over weight due to beer, hangs out in dodgy bars, prone to boring anyone in ear shot.

Excellent examples of of the chuffer can be found in the Old China Hand Pub in Wan Chai Hong Kong.

by Singapore chuffer December 28, 2005

Chuffer

A vent to atmosphere for steam or other gas used in a chemical plant or refinery.

Hey Clem, do you see any steam coming out of the chuffer?

by John April 25, 2003