Chathand

Chathand or chatcut is the expression used to describe internet chat lingo that is typed in shortcut, or shorthand form.

It's often an acronym of commonly used words. In more complex form, it can also be a word that sounds like a chathanded term as an acronym, as is defined by the example expressions given. It can also be a phonetically spelled variation of a word or acronym. There are many different expressions and variations, but all mostly originated from chatroom lingo.

Example:
-"1337" meaning "leet", or "elite", a term that originated from the movie "hackers", and is used as an expression to define a group or individual that is considered to be a hacker(s).

acronym form-
-"lol" meaning "laugh out loud"
-"brb" meaning "be right back"
-"fml" meaning "fuck my life"
-"omg" meaning "oh my god"
-"wtf" meaning "what the fuck"
-"ily" meaning "I love you"

complex acronym form-
(refer to acronym form for definitions)-
-"el oh el" meaning "lol"
-"bee ar bee" meaning "brb"
-"eff em el" meaning "fml"
-"oh em gee" meaning "omg"

phonetic form-
-"ur" meaning "you're" or "you are"
-"orly" meaning "Oh really?"
-"bai" meaning "bye"
-"ghey" meaning "homosexual"

Examples of chathand usage:

"Some people call it "speaking IM", others call it "bad grammar", for those that like semantics, it's called "chathand".

"FFS, carb0n and RF are crashing stickam again? wtf, they swear they are so 1337."

"Michy is hot as fawk, she says ily 2 me, I jizz in my pants."

"oh em geee, stfu and gtfo you perv, stop fucking IM'ing me!"

"o rly? how can I stfu in a chat where I'm not even talking, I'm typing u fucktard."

"fml, I had a test to study for and forgot."

by aliaz October 21, 2010

chattanooga challupa

The act of deficating in a women's vagina, then proceding to have intercourse with her. When you are about to sploog you add a little sour cream on top and it looks like a delicious meal from Taco Bell.

Often found in the hills of tennessee.

Dude, i totally chattanooga challupaed her, then i got hungry and we went to taco bell.

by the jizza July 14, 2004

chattanooga chin dive

When you shit in someones mouth and then face fuck them.

Nothing says love like a good old nasty chattanooga chin dive.

by Big Willee September 28, 2007

Chatbang

(n) An instance where an unsuspecting victim is invited into an online chat or call and is demeaned, demoralized, or abused by the host and/or other members of the conversation.

(v) To invite an unsuspecting victim into an online chat or call with the intent of demeaning, demoralizing, or abusing the guest (often with other co-conspiring chat members).

Also referred to as gangchat, chatbush, and chatstomp.

"I finally got invited to chat online with the cool kids, but once I was in the call, all they did was make fun of me. It was a total chatbang. I tried to defend myself, but they booted me from the call. Heck, that's the last time I ever accept a chat invite from those bullies."

by RicepirateMick June 26, 2013

chatlani

The surname of a really great and successful person who is also very kind and generous.

Person 1: Hey! I just met a Chatlani, She was rich but still nice.

by The lazy genius(has no work) February 11, 2020

chattanooga choo-choo

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the chattanooga choo-choo is when you sink your face into someone's arse and the sinkee toots all over it.

Jill wanted to break up with John after their last fight and she made her point by giving him a Chattanooga choo-choo last night.

by MC Carver October 14, 2016

Chatango

1: v. Drama or Gossip 2: A online chat program full of weeaboos and gossip and drama. Chat boxes often found on anime websites and quickly speading to other genres of onine content. Quietly anonymous the clientele is very eclectic and international.

I think I will go on chatango and chatango now.

by StreetM October 24, 2009