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tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.
Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG
by JJames September 17, 2005
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Walmart Cattle

Term used to describe the fat, slow people going into and out of Walmart from the parking lot, making it nearly impossible to drive past the front of the store without stopping multiple times. These people make no effort whatsoever to hurry past this grazing area to get either into the store or their cars.
"The Walmart cattle were in full force today. Traffic was backed up all the way back to Target."
by Mike Dandenault August 24, 2006
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nigger chatter

The annoying banter between niggers with Nextels in movie theaters. Usually sounds like 2 drunken retards and alot of chirping sounds. They love their Nextels so much cause it forces people to acknowledge them when normally we would pretend they aren't there
As the lighs dimmed I heard the distinct sounds of Nigger chatter. A nextel chirping and a fat black whore or thug wannabe talking way louder then neccessary
by Philly G September 9, 2006
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splatter chatter

Convulsions, with rapid series of short high-pitched sounds that seem to resemble speech, that occurs during an orgasm.
Yo, Becky was all splatter chatter when I fucked her for the 4th time Friday night.
by rjk17 November 28, 2009
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chatterbox

An annoying person who talks too much and asks random shit questions.
Chatterbox Person: who do you like?
Remember when I was 12?
by theamazinggumball May 30, 2016
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Norwegian Cattle Prod

it is when two non-gay, black males take off their pants, run full speed backwards at each other, jump in the air, and slap their butts together.
dude those bros totally just norwegian cattle proded and they are absolutely not gay in any way at all!
by Joeb's friend March 7, 2011
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cattle decapitation

a badass metal band out of sanfrancisco...

2 words:

FUCKIN BRUTAL
by Orlon September 13, 2006
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