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Champa

Champa is a female name which has the meaning "The Queen of Dark Beauties"
Champa is adorable.
by Sri Lankan Queens January 24, 2018
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Atlanta Champagne

Coca Cola served in a glass, all fancy like.
"Would you like another Atlanta Champagne Sir?"
by akaikubi February 11, 2006
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champaignin

To beershower someone of the opposite sex; usually done in celebratory fashion on the dance floor or some other large social gathering.
"Once Lil John came on, I started Champaignin’ this bitch who was grindin’ on me. "
by bankz316 October 22, 2013
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Champagne Shit

When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)
I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit
by Kai Karl June 11, 2006
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Champagne Socialist

Namely, any person, be it a celebrity, musician, writer or politician (commonly), who nominally espouse the virtues of Socialism and champion the hardships of living a down-to-earth existence among the disenfranchised and down-trodden of society, yet, actually holiday half of the year on plush islands, accept honours from the Queen and rub shoulders with the affluent over horderves.

These people are generally bleeding-heart Liberals on the outside, relishing the reflective glory of the appearance of being sympathetic to the plight of the working man, yet, when they are confronted with genuine poverty and urban degradation, choose to live far away in the country where the smell can't get to them.

The syndrome can be explained in the maxim, “If you're not a socialist at the age of 20 you have no heart. If you're not a conservative at the age of 40, you have no brain.", only that a true Champagne Socialist is a person who fails to admit their obvious contradiction in the hopes no-one will notice they went to Eaton or have reneged on all their radical convictions by becoming a rich git (who won't share their money) by adhering to Capitalist/Conservative principles.

These people are commonly found in the Arts.
Person A: Did you hear, that Russell Brand wants to start a Socialist Revolution and dismantle the status quo?

Person B: The twat lives in an expensive penthouse apartment in London and is worth millions.
Person A: Yeah, but that doesn't....
Person B: If he really wanted to tax the rich and redistribute wealth he'd start with himself. But, has he fuck?
Person A: I think you are being a little un...
Person B: Nope. He's a Champagne Socialist, Malcolm. He doesn't believe any of that claptrap. He just wants to appear like he does.
by Jimmy Dreams June 23, 2016
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Anthony Caspanello

The leader of the new-age cult, Caspanelloism. Also well-known by his pseudonym, Thoy.
Being Caspanelloists, we worshipped Anthony Caspanello every day.
by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015
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champagne problems

the 2nd track off of taylor swift’s 9th album, evermore.
champagne problems is one of the best tracks on evermore.
by goldrushhh December 17, 2020
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