Step 1: Read "The Rats" by James Herbert".
Step 2: Instead of filthy, plague carrying rodents, picture them as filthy, plague carrying vermin wearing burberry caps and lots of fake gold.
Step 3: Realise that "Rats", is a prophetic work.
Step 2: Instead of filthy, plague carrying rodents, picture them as filthy, plague carrying vermin wearing burberry caps and lots of fake gold.
Step 3: Realise that "Rats", is a prophetic work.
There were reports of streets overrun with Charvers, spreading disease and destroying everything they touched.
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Get the charvers mug.When a woman with a very smelly cunt sticks her finger in her smelly foul cunt then wipes it on someone else's upper lip.
Sometimes a man does this to his woman to indicate she needs a bath.
Sometimes a man does this to his woman to indicate she needs a bath.
by Kenny Macnamara July 5, 2004
Get the nasty chavez mug.The all too familiar sight of male and female teens with an IQ of approximately One,that are now found on every street corner of every town in every city in the UK. Wearing normally blue n white striped jumpers, Burberry caps, daft tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks and normally a fake pair of Rockports or tacky trainers.. The girls are equally as bad, zero dress sense and earings a dolphin could leap through. These Cretins normally smoke and drink their heads off every night, which is fine, cos with a bit of luck, they'll all die soon!!
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The example given in #31 should be enough proof as to the intellect of the typical chav. They can't spell, nor can they speak in a fashion that is understandable to anyone else but a charver. However, the male variety are proficient in getting stinkin' pissed every day of the week, and the female is likely to breed like rabbits before they reach the ripe old age of 16, and are typically on the public dole. They think they are tough, but they are instead ridiculous. The dregs of society. Monkeys that fling feces at a zoo are better mannered.
Charv: Lenz a tab, ay?
Human: What?
Charv: A fag, m8!
Human: I am not your mate, and I suspect you could afford your own cigarettes if you were intelligent enough to acquire even a part-time job. Sod off!
Charv: Fook off, cunt!
Human: What?
Charv: A fag, m8!
Human: I am not your mate, and I suspect you could afford your own cigarettes if you were intelligent enough to acquire even a part-time job. Sod off!
Charv: Fook off, cunt!
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