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Charmin's Principle of Loss

First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."
It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.
by mixiehat October 2, 2019
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Charmin Ultra Soft

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.
Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft
by primetime1991 October 4, 2010
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the dirty charmin

The dirty Charmin- when a girl goes down on a guy while he's taking a shit and catches his cum in the toilet paper then wipes his ass with it
I was going down on Steven while he was taking a shit and right before he busted a nut I grabbed the toilet paper to catch it and then wiped his ass with it. When he asked me wtf was that I said it's called the dirty Charmin.
by Soreal4real December 20, 2015
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Charmin

someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper
Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?

Hes Charmin!!
by BigDHeller2 June 14, 2018
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Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.
She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.
by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018
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Charminator

When you take a crap that is so explosive and nasty it requires a whole roll of toilet paper to clean your ass up
Dude: Head to the store for some more TP...I'm working on a charminator.
by Madjohnston June 28, 2017
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Charmin

Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.
Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.
by youthCulture January 22, 2018
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