reverse charzarding

When you set the man’s beard on fire and the woman squirts on his face to put it out and then he spits it in her face and shouts “you don’t have enough badges to train me”

I’m going to reverse charzarding you tonight

by Beverlyforgrieve August 6, 2023

The Chargers

The best football team ever of course!

Did you guys see the Chargers kill the Texans last week?
Did you know the Chargers went 14-2 last year?

by Jeff Hovland November 16, 2007

charger

1) A muscle car from '60s and '70s.
2) A piece of shit from the '80s.
3) A muscle car in current production.

Made by Dodge, part of the Chrysler Group.

"Ricers can kiss the Charger's ass as it's making their pos Hondas and Toyotas look as if they're standing still."

OR

"Dude, the Charger is so much better than my piece of shit (insert name of Japan import here). It totally pwns.

by jrtman July 5, 2006

Cargarita

An alcoholic beverage made in a car, involving portable ingredients.

"I wanted to have a drink before I walked into the club, so I sat in my vehicle and had a Cargarita."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Charger

The muscle car to own all muscle cars.

Engine: 426 Hemi
HP: 425
C.R.: 10.25:1
0-60: 4.8 sec

REVV REVV ZOOM ZOOM it goes bye bye before you can say Dodge

by James Lowe October 16, 2004

San Diego Chargers

Originally established as the Los Angeles Chargers in 1960, they were dominant in the old AFL, winning the title in 1963 and 1964. After having 14 straight seasons of missing the playoffs, the finally returned to the postseason behind long time quarterback Dan Fouts, with 4 straight berths from 1979-82. After another 10 poor years, the Chargers had 3 playoff berths in the mid-90s, having their best ever season in 1994, when the lost in the Super Bowl. The Chargers were hindered by poor teams, despite having good players, for many years afterwards. They picked perhaps the biggest bust in NFL history when Ryan Leaf was selected number 1 overall at quarterback. Finally turned it around in 2004, with their only playoff berth in recent years, behind incredible runningback LaDainian Tomlinson.

"The San Diego Chargers see their dream run come to an end. They are dismantled by San Francisco in the Super Bowl."

by Sports Info July 6, 2006

chartard

noun: portmanteau of "charter" and "retard". A misnomer referring to a Charter School of Wilmington student who displays zombie-like behavior in the hallways and excessive use of calculators for ridiculously simple math problems, such 2+2. These creatures typically have no others skills except that of math and science, and have no life.

Look at John. The only thing he knows how to do is use that fancy-schamancy calculator and name elements off the periodic table. What a chartard.

by UrMommmm!! August 1, 2010