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Chardonnay

Chardonnay:
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.
Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.
by Keith1111111 January 9, 2008
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chardanai

A bellend who usually has a boyfriend named Ben and a best friend named Tom. Then there’s that Charlotte girl on the side.
Chardanai is a dickhead
by Chardanai January 8, 2018
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Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.
Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.
by REDxIV January 16, 2011
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Chardonnay whore

Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.
Dude, she's totally a Chardonnay whore!
by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013
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Chardonap

An involuntary or unexpected nap taken after drinking ones fair share of wine.
Where's grandma? She was drinking wine earlier so I'm pretty sure she's taking a chardonap.
by The Chizzler July 19, 2015
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Chardonday

Wet fart in your pants as a last resort to avoid responsibility.

Cheers to the day you got your way and there's nothing they can say .
Feeling like ferris bueller told the boss i shit myself he went silent and I get Chardonday. It's an H.r. nightmare

I was not ready for the exam Friday so I told my mom the white lie my stomach was really bubbling I couldn't go to class I already chalked up my undies. That's enough for chardonday
by Drew4aces March 6, 2019
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chardannay

Chardannay is normally tall, smart, good singing voice and over all a good person.she doesn’t care about anything, anyone says she just caries on walking
Hey who’s that cutie

Oh that’s Chardannay
by Jack. Hi chard :) October 20, 2019
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