by AZZZZDEJE March 23, 2020
Get the Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 2 mug.A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.
by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009
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Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
by Derik September 26, 2005
Get the Chapter Delay mug.The state of being angry or annoyed. Usual referred to when having a bad time, or being unhappy. Can also be best used when you have made someone angry.
Yeah man, Steve was so chapped. His girlfriend is giving him so much shit!
I don't want to go to the party, I'm feeling really chapped.
You chapped that guy. He'll never buy our bagels now.
I don't want to go to the party, I'm feeling really chapped.
You chapped that guy. He'll never buy our bagels now.
by Kassidari February 4, 2010
Get the Chapped mug.a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.
1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.
2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.
3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.
2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.
3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.
by James Rich August 31, 2006
Get the Chapped Ass mug.The po's rolled at that kegger and me and matt got straight chapped. They gave me a drunk in public ticket. Not puss.
by Moreah January 11, 2009
Get the Chapped mug.Someone who constantly complains about literally everything. You can count on this person to always "dap you up". Be careful in the shower, you are never safe from the dap...
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