cets

Used for Percocets or Lorcets.

I'm gettin' 30 cets tomorrow, you want to buy some?

by c villeez December 28, 2007

cets

a place where particularly stupid chavs and bigots go to express their equaly stupid view. see new deal

oh no they've sent me to cets.

by johny cum lately March 9, 2005

Catus

A compound word between cactus and a cat meaning a prickly/fierce cat.

You: My cat is really prickly.

Someone: Dude I think you mean your cat is a catus

by Insert Original Name Here January 13, 2014

cletus uribe

a person that crashes there car every week.old but looks young 5’1chink bastard shit karen haircut

ohhh no i accidentally pulled a cletus uribe

by every white foo September 10, 2022

Felis catus Annas

Felis Catus Annas (aka: Profiterol, Hanak...) Is a species of cat that are characterized by their outstanding look and intelligence, these species are masters of seduction and getting attention from anyone they want (especially ducks).

They are known to have an alluring look in their eyes and will make you see them as the most cute thing ever. This species exists primarily in Greece, Crete. It is the most adorable mamal in the animal kingdom. It is also know to have an outstanding ability to make you wanna praise it 24/7.

*Felis Catus Annas exists*
- look a profiterol!
- omg this is so CUTEEE
- it's a Felis Catus Annas, ofc it is.

by Adrian Papi December 12, 2021

Yeetus to cletus

a word i made up because i saw cletus in gta 5

YeEtUs tO cLeTuS

by Yeetustocleetus January 5, 2019

Dirty Cletus

A forehead mushroom stamp, immediately after anal sex.

I was so drunk after I finished with the anal sex, I thought it would be funny to give her a Dirty Cletus, and it was.

by @SardonicAnthony July 17, 2011