It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.
Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!
They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.
They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.
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Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.
Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
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2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?
SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
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SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
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You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.
You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.
Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...
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