Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.

1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!

by Poop Gobbler February 14, 2021

ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse

Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

ceremonial tilt

Waking up in the morning of a big day or big game and popping a bottle or can and tilting it back till it’s gone. Signifies the start of a long day of drinking.

Come over tomorrow morning for the ceremonial tilt before the Super Bowl.

by baaarbie October 21, 2018

Ceremonial rape

The act of rape During rituals

She was ceremonial rape by The members of the Rituals

by 459395 March 5, 2022

whoopi ceremony

A ceremony in which multiple nude women chant and moan during ritualistic intercourse, thus assisting a man reach climax inside his betrothed. The man may be put under a spell before the ceremony if this act is against his will.

Christian was put under a love spell and forced into a Whoopi ceremony.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Ceremony

This is why events unnerve me
They find it all, a different story
Notice whom for wheels are turning
Turn again and turn towards this time
All she asks is the strength to hold me
Then again the same old story
Word will travel, oh so quickly
Travel first and lean towards this time

Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows it's got to be this time
Watching her, these things she said
The times she cried
Too frail to wake this time

Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time
Avenues all lined with trees
Picture me and then you start watching
Watching forever
Forever
Watching love grow, forever
Letting me know, forever

Ceremony

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

ceremonially

In relation to a ceremony or sacredness

You have become ceremonially unclean pleb

by Seals.69 November 3, 2020