cerebral constipation

The act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. The "on-the-tip-of-my-tongue" phenomenon. The 'mind-burp' is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., "Aha! I got it! I remember!"

The movie buff had a bad case of "cerebral constipation" as he choked under pressure when the cute waitress asked him for the name of his favorite romantic comedy.

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.

My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.

by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008

cerelia

Cerelia, is the most beautiful girl. She is kind and loving, and has the best jokes. She will always make you smile even when your sad. She's there for you as a friend or girlfriend. She will always try her best not just for others but fir herself. She is truly unique.

1. cerelia she is just amazing!

2. A cerelia would be perfect right about now.

by #moreno_girl May 21, 2018

who shit in your cereal

something u say to someone when their in a bad mood. Kinda like saying did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

Gzz man, who shit in your cereal?

by bigrich September 20, 2003

Celekinesis

That feeling you get that you are being beckoned by someone via cell, then to find out it was your imagination. But upon returning it to your pocket, you receive a phone call or text.

*walking with friends and soon feeling a vibration in your pocket, you don't want to be rude so you ask to be excused*
'Whoa...this might be important, I'll be right back...
*you check your phone and see it was a ghost vibe*
'...Hey guys I'm back,' *phone viberates as soon its placed back in pocket*
'O goddamit!'

Friend: 'chill bro, seems kind of cool that you got celekinesis'
*people dumbfounded that your friend made a psuedosmart word on the spot*

by SunshinyJuzez June 2, 2011

Cerebral Assassin

A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.

In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin", which implied that he was simply smarter than the other wrestlers.

by Gaijin-Ronin September 5, 2006

Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

by Hat-face November 8, 2011