Brain cells

Something that you barely have.

You use your brain to think, but u don't have any brain cells, so it's a FUCKIN waste to explain what it FUCK it is you Dildo helicopter.

by Brain cells May 23, 2018

cellular faux

(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.

When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.

by evil little monkey July 27, 2005

cellular drift

When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.

person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."

by kyeshe October 14, 2009

cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.

Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.

by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011

Cellucination

The feeling that your cell-phone is ringing or vibrating, when it's not.

Man1: Do you hear a phone ringing?
Man2: No.
Man1: Are you sure?
Man2: Dude, you're having a bout of cellucination.

by DoDontTalk December 13, 2012

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

by mMGRHMow March 10, 2017

cells good

A slang term meaning 'call my cell phone,' used by redneck 8th grade girls and boys who think they're gangster.

Yo dawg I'm goin out wit Mike to feed the sheep and pigs at the barn - cells good.

by d-f July 5, 2005