An impulsive decision consisted of the total annihilation of both an entire package of Oreos, preferably Family Size, as well as one’s dignity and self worth as a form of celebration. Usually accompanied by one’s friend, the more ridiculous the reason to celebrate, the better the experience.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Pat: I only let up 5 goals playing hockey tonight. Celebratoreos?
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
by tmtas403 September 22, 2017
Get the Celebratoreos mug.An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.
We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.
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When in a room, she owns the room. Once you meet her you will love her always.
Every man is in love with her, whether he admits it or not. The one that has her wont let her go. Woman not only want to be her, they want to be with her.
She will drive you insane, she will make you laugh, she will make you angry, she will own you
Love her and you will love her forever, lose her and you will regret it forever
Dont let this one out of your sight
When in a room, she owns the room. Once you meet her you will love her always.
Every man is in love with her, whether he admits it or not. The one that has her wont let her go. Woman not only want to be her, they want to be with her.
She will drive you insane, she will make you laugh, she will make you angry, she will own you
Love her and you will love her forever, lose her and you will regret it forever
Dont let this one out of your sight
by jack o neill October 20, 2011
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2. Appalling waste of money and life.
3. General lack of talent/ a desperate attempt to become the Undergrad Paris Hilton, despite the misfortune of Rojo's inability to dance without her eyes crossing.
4. Insult to redheaded people, Queen's University, and the music industry.
5. Failure to realise that "paid", "game", and "VIP" do not rhyme.
2. Appalling waste of money and life.
3. General lack of talent/ a desperate attempt to become the Undergrad Paris Hilton, despite the misfortune of Rojo's inability to dance without her eyes crossing.
4. Insult to redheaded people, Queen's University, and the music industry.
5. Failure to realise that "paid", "game", and "VIP" do not rhyme.
by public0pinion February 13, 2008
Get the Rojo Caliente mug.A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.
*All team mates orgasm with player 1.
*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.
*All team mates orgasm with player 1.
*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 3, 2009
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