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goal celebration

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A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 3, 2009
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Ceebs

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Ceebs is a state of mind, appropriated from the term CBF. Ceebs has less syllables than the abreviation CBF, thus enhancing the lack of enthusiasm.
It is almost impossible to cure and can have devastating side effects such as a reduction in health through the strong power of ceebs.
A: "Hey, wanna come for a walk?"
B: "Nah, ceebs"
A: "K...wanna watch a movie"
B: "I would...but ceebs"
A: "WELL FUCK YOU"
by 1c33bs November 17, 2011
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celebslut

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A shameless female who prefers to stoop to the level of a crack-whore in a desperate attempt to attract any publicity rather than none.

This is often achieved by dressing as a slut when attending movie premieres or acting like a slut to gain attention at celebrity parties or attracting a male audience rather than no audience to an otherwise mind-numbingly boring TV show.
"Paris Hilton upstages host at celebrity party by performing lewd celebslut acts"

"Gwyneth Paltrow sports another disappearing celebslut dress at movie premiere"

"Nigella Lawson licks herself provocatively on screen like a celebslut rather than cook food on a TV cookery show which would otherwise attract a very low audience"
by funkbadger August 12, 2009
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Celebrective memory

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Similar to selective memory. Caused by either the death of a celebrity or the launch of someone into celebrity status.
This is a trait commonly found in hipsters. It is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.
Celebrective memory in death
Whitney Houston premortem: "haha Whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. What a waste."

Whitney Houston postmortem: "omg. There will never be another Whitney. Her music touched me so much."

Celebrective memory in stardom
Jeremy Lin prestardom: "wtf who's that Asian guy on the warriors?"

Jeremy Lin poststardom: " honestly, Lin is already on the level of Kobe and wade. You could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose."
by Mijo May 27, 2012
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Calebs Dick

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Very large; Similar to a black mans dick
WOAH!! That dude has calebs dick!!
by ElephantsHave4Knees November 7, 2011
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e-celeb

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Someone who have gained popularity and a fanbase through the means of Twitch, Youtube, or some other social media.
-"Have you heard of this guy called Markiplier?"
-"Yeah, isnt he that e-celeb who makes youtube videos?"
by SAGEberg July 6, 2016
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celeb shot

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In beer pong, a shot taken by a non-participating player, usually a friend who is really good at beer pong or a girl you want to feel included so you can get with her. Most games have a limit of a single celeb shot per game.
You got here just in time, Matt. Celeb shot this shit, I'm losing badly.
by Jilbait September 28, 2009
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