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cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
by inane5 March 17, 2005
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Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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Celine

Celine. What an extravagant name. She is a kind hearted, adorable and loving person. Her personality is one of a kind. She can brighten your day with just her smile, actually, just seeing her makes your day. Celine is like a god send, great appearance; excellent personality. Whenever she confronts you, your heart explodes and you are facing one angelic human being. Honestly though, Celine is amazing.
Dude 1: Man Celine is gorgeous, every time I see her I feel so soothed
Dude 2: Right?
Dude 1: I think I'm in love...
Dude 2: Yeah...
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Celine: Hello!
Bob: Uh... h-hi!
Bob's Mind: Shit! Celine got me stuttering!
by startrekfan89 August 18, 2018
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Celine

Is amazing, most beautiful person you will ever meet, has a big heart, and people always think she's an attention seeker. She's beautiful outside and her personality is one of a kind. Really unique. Always puts others before herself, cares about others problems even if she has more serious ones. Most girls want to be her, and they end up feeling jealous. People usually misjudge her, and she goes through more than you ever will in your lifetime. Knows how to treat a guy well, and is adorable with most guys, the longest relationships she'll never remember and will always dream about their memories, even if they've broken up. She hides her tears with smiles, and she hides her feelings with 'i'm fine'.

Don't ever judge anyone called Celine, they go through alot, and i know because my best friend, has been through so much, but she never puts herself first, she always asks me about my problem, she's beautiful inside and out. I'm not just saying this because she's my best friend, but also because i know this. There are a few other girls in my school called Celine and they're so pretty and have lush hair but they're personality is amazing.
"Look at Celine, she's beautiful. Have you ever spoken to her before? She has the most amazing personality."

"Every guy she's with, she looks so cute and they look perfect together. So jealous of her"

"I wish i was like her, people misjudge her, but then they get to know her, and they become really close. Her teeth are so straight it's unreal."
by meloniepapeya January 9, 2013
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wiener cleaner

I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.
by the storm drains September 28, 2009
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reverse vacuum cleaner

A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.
Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!

Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?

Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!

Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
by The Matress Giant December 19, 2011
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one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy
any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner
by Snarfy December 18, 2011
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