"Jack" Catholic

They were born to Catholic parents and may have been baptized and raised Catholic, but they don't practice the religion themselves. Same as Jack Mormon, Lutheran, etc.

A "Jack" Catholic only attends Church when its convenient for them to go.

by jTown Mike January 10, 2018

all saints catholic academy

All Saints Catholic Academy is full of fake people and bitches. The guys are small but tall, they think their hard. The girls are always in drama with bullshit they start with friends.

Oh she’s from All Saints Catholic Academy, damn she fake as fuck.

by somebody witha brain February 8, 2018

reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.

I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.

by ecaleohs April 25, 2017

Cafeteria Catholic

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion

She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007

siena catholic academy

Siena is a private middle school in Rochester NY. to outsiders, it seems small and lame. but in the end, you can take a student out of the academy- but you can never take the academy out of a student.

"damn i'd give anything to go back to Siena Catholic Academy

by ragewithmage January 22, 2018

St.Paul Catholic Highschool

A high school in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada with one-ply toilet paper and no paper towels. The vice-principle, Mrs.Strukelly, is addicted to eating lettuce, whilst the other vice principal, Mr.Noelt, is a thot for the gram. St.Paul ranks #5 for 'Most Gay Places To Visit' on WatchMojo.

"I went to St.Paul Catholic Highschool, and now I'm infertile"

by MrNoelt October 9, 2019

Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome

A young person (not necessarily a schoolgirl) raised in a strict moral upbringing (not necessarily a Catholic) who acts completely opposite to the views they were taught in a way that is generally out of control and without care. Because they were taught that everything is equally sinful, they feel that any and all actions are morally equal (ie: kissing a guy is on par with sleeping with the football team) and not taught control, restraint, or moderation and instead taught only abstinence (ie: excessive uncontrolled drinking).

Betsy used to be such a nerd and a Bible Thumper. I heard she's doing lines of blow off the asses of prostitutes now. Man, she suffers from Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome baaaad!

by loprogression March 26, 2008