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Catholic University of America

A small university located in the ghetto NE section of Washington, DC called Brookland. The only university in the U.S. chartered, owned, and run by the Vatican in Rome. The population consists largely of people from "near-Philly," but New York, Massachusetts, and the Washington/Baltimore metro areas are also common. The population has a good percentage of "God-squad," from Campus Ministry, but everyone at Catholic knows how to party. Yes, even those in the God-Squad. In a recent Playboy list of top party schools, Miami was number one, but Catholic was asterisked underneath with detail: "We don't rate professionals." Catholic students are often the main (illegal) customers of bars, Johnny K's and Brothers, and on Saint Patrick's Day, you won't find better campus spirit (or more openly drunk people and skipped classes) then at Catholic. Often seen running around campus are random artsy music/theater people and a 30% gay population, despite the Catholic name. One can expect to find lots of conservatives, pro-lifers, popped collars, flip-flops all year round, and mass homogeneousness. A school for smart kids who slacked off in high school, always full of controversy over the speaker-policy, and always in the Washington Post due to its dramas.
Guy 1: "Hey! In exactly 4 months it'll be St. Patty's Day, we need to get movin with plans!"
Guy 2: "Omgosh you're right, put on your flip flops, pop your collar, we have to make an itinerary for the day."
Guy 3: "Yea, we'll need 10 cases of beer for the four of us, green die, and stops at Brother's and K's.."
Guy 4: "Don't forget, we gotta get up at 8am to start drinking."
by phillylove June 5, 2005
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Risen Christ Catholic School

Rccs is the most shit "catholic" school you’ll ever attend. Simply a school, grades K-8th where you learn nothing, some racist workers there that don’t give a damn, kids are mad annoying, lunch gets nastier every year, they let complete idiots graduate 8th grade, and lots of f boys and thots starting new drama each day.

It’s a "Spanish immersion school" but really the only things "Spanish" about the school is the lousy ass Hispanic girls in middle school that hang out in the bathroom, when the teachers try to speak Spanish, and the nasty quesadillas we had for lunch. Trust me pal, you don’t wanna go there.
Kris: Hey Joe did you hear about the school Risen Christ Catholic School?

Joe: Aw yeah I heard it sucks.

Edward: Maya didn’t you go to Risen Christ Catholic School?

Maya: Yes I did.

Edward: how was it?

Maya: Why don’t you ask my therapist Carol.
by UglyTikToker May 13, 2020
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St Mary's Catholic College Casino

This is a school that has the principal been removed by the fellow students. The students have elected one of their own as the principal... Chingynot. This school is the first in the world to have a student as a principal.

The school consists of lack of life and a thrill of boringness. That is why the principal has been elected out by a fellow student.
Damn St Mary's got a new principal that is a student?! WHAAATTT???!!!! St Mary's Catholic College Casino have made the right move.
by srddd June 17, 2020
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woodwork catholics

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.
We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.
by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009
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"Jack" Catholic

They were born to Catholic parents and may have been baptized and raised Catholic, but they don't practice the religion themselves. Same as Jack Mormon, Lutheran, etc.
A "Jack" Catholic only attends Church when its convenient for them to go.
by jTown Mike January 10, 2018
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all saints catholic academy

All Saints Catholic Academy is full of fake people and bitches. The guys are small but tall, they think their hard. The girls are always in drama with bullshit they start with friends.
Oh she’s from All Saints Catholic Academy, damn she fake as fuck.
by somebody witha brain February 8, 2018
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reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.
I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.
by ecaleohs April 25, 2017
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