Catch 22

A situation where a choice comes down to two unfavourable options, and either way is not a win.

When the town or city that you live in has only two radio stations, and they are both playing nickelback at the exact same time.

It's a Catch 22, either way your going to have to listen to shitty music.

by TheIncredibleFonz April 4, 2009

catch 22

Basically a dilemma. Something that happens which you can't escape from, so basically you are probably gonna be in trouble anyway.

A roundabout- never ending.

"I'm in a catch 22, they're gonna find out sooner or later and i'm gonna be in trouble anyway"

by gdlun April 29, 2006

Feminist Catch-22

Lady feminists want to be treated equally, until they are.

And then she was all like: "How could you treat me like that... I'm a woman!"
Feminist Catch-22, amrite?

by mypseudonymisyourpseudonym April 1, 2016

Hairy Catch 22

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

by bunshi November 6, 2013

Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

by Mike October 25, 2004

Catch 22

When 11 men come at you and teabag you all at once. Thus you "catch 22" balls in your mouth. Originated from the literary ignorance of a friend and the twisted perversion of the writer.

"Hey Patrick, want to catch 22?"
"Sure!"

by m0wgli October 15, 2011

catch-22

Something that you need to obtain another thing, but you need the other thing to obtain "something".

"In iOS devices, when you go on the settings menu, then in the password settings, you are required to type in your password to look at your password."
"Catch-22, mate."

by Xxdragonslayr12xX July 1, 2017