Catastrofuck 

Impulsive Sex which leads to disastrous consequences

"so why did they split up?,they have a kid together for christ sake"
"well apparently he had sex with his ex girlfriend and she found out and kicked him out"
"wow, total catastrofuck"

Catastrofuck by lowgold December 7, 2011

clostrofuck 

i have no idea, seems to be fucked up situation though

it's all clostrofuck man

clostrofuck by roger21 November 8, 2012

Catastrofuck 

(Total) (Major)

Brexit is a total catastrofuck

That was a catastrofuck

Catastrofuck by Flower Singing Man November 16, 2018

carofuckenleena 

Carofuckenleena is the nickname your weird artist friend Carolina would give her herself.

Usually associates with girls who act like they're on crack and probably secretly are.
Carofuckenleenas are interesting friends that always manage to make you feel smarter than you actually are because they are that stupid.

A lot of them are also crazy bisexual freaks who you can't help but love.

Guy1: ooo dude that girls actually hot and she looks like a Brittany.

Guy2: nah dude she's a carofuckenleena.

Guy1: oh nevermind.....

Guy2: she'll probably give you some crack tho

Guy3:. Betttt

carofuckenleena by CrackKwee December 29, 2019

astrofuckingnominal 

gas prices these days

I’m trying to be more conscientious of my trips into town with gas prices being so astrofuckingnominal.

astrofuckingnominal by HKickers March 9, 2022

catastrofuck 

A fucking catastrophe

That last season of Game of Thrones was a real catastrofuck.

catastrofuck by I_know_words_good December 6, 2022