a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme
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This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.
Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere
Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings
This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.
Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere
Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings
Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*
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Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.
What do ya mean?
I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.
What do ya mean?
I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.
by Stone in Shoe Bob November 2, 2009
Get the Carpentry mug.When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.
Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"
Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"
Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"
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Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
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Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
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