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Todd Carney

Good mate, family man, big willy and always thirsty his piss. Shout out to my boy Marroooo your the man
Marro give us a fuckin todd carney
by Lillie Greiner June 11, 2018
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Mary-Kate Carney

Seen mostly in the rhode island-massachusetts area. known for keeping it real and sustaining her beliefs of living above the influence though her entire group of friends are hardcore druggies. She has a knack for knowing random facts about random bands that no one listens to and wearing animal backpacks.
Steven Nolan: OH EM JEE is that Mary-Kate Carney? LIKE i want to rub my bodess against her plush vestSZ

Madison Bryant: LYke wowww Nolesz I think i'm gonna passz outts.
by PqR88Txu November 15, 2009
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Howard Carney

A nickname for circus clowns, and/or someone nerdy. They usually look pretty goofy, have big egos, and can SOMETIMES be funny..only sometimes.
1: Did you see that kid trying to be cool?
2: HAHA. The one who can't make a joke? He's such a Howard Carney!
by 1312999 May 13, 2010
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Reeve Carney

Star of Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark on Broadway and quite possibly one of the sexiest men alive. His voice is beautiful also which doesn't hurt. He's in a band, Carney also. If you get the chance to see the play, GO! it's amazing to see his gorgeous self.
Did you see Reeve Carney in Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark?

Fuck yeah!! he's one fine piece of ass
by M.J Watson January 7, 2012
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Jay Carney

The act of consistently covering for your boss, friend, or other person, by dodging questions, making excuses, changing the topic, or even exaggerating or lying. The slang term originates from the actions and behaviors of White House Press Secretary Jay Carney for the Obama administration when asked questions on certain topics by reporters.
Person 1: What's the latest on that debacle? What did Mike say?
Person 2: I don't know, Mike pulled a Jay Carney and said it happened a long time ago, as if a few months was a long time ago and now it somehow doesn't matter.
by psara May 6, 2013
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Mall Carney

A person who works in a kiosk down the center of a shopping mall selling, e.g., neck warmers, cell phone covers, Crocs, teeth whitening services, etc.
Don't make eye contact with the Mall Carney, or you'll end up owning hair styling tools you don't want.
by KJM0907 December 31, 2009
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joe carney

A giant douche. He has a little dick with three odd shaped balls. his best friends' name should be trevor who has a big dick.
Joe Carney is an annoying asshat. But his friend Trevor is cool as shit!
by assnut October 24, 2008
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