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cumfucked 

thoroughly confused; cannot comprehend the situation at hand; incomprehensible; taken by surprise
Donald Trump is seen with an old fugly lady, everyone is cumfucked.
cumfucked by The CobbMaster May 16, 2015
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Confucked 

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.
1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!
Confucked by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009

Catfucker 

a gorgeous beautiful woman who makes out with 5 men a night at local frats
Damn that girl was definately catfucker.
Catfucker by KSKsquad November 21, 2004

CONFUCKEDICATE 

The term used when describing man-kinds constant state of De-Evolution
WE ARE SO CONFUCKEDICATED AND CAUGHT UP IN THE "AMERICAN DREAM" WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR "NATTY ROOTS."

THE SLOW AND STEADY CONFUCKEDICATION OF OUR RACE BEGAN BEFORE OUR TIME.

Confucked 

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.
I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.
Confucked by humantheory November 7, 2011

Canucked 

Fouled up to unimaginable dimensions. Something to do with Canadian ingenuity (or lack thereof). Canadians are not bad people, and a lot of them are very smart. But sometimes, some of them do things that can be very Canucked.
The last owners of this house made an ice-hockey rink in the winter out of their backyard. Come spring, the entire backyard was Canucked.

This particular Canucked individual believed that putting flaming decals on his compact late 1990s coupe would make it travel faster.

After Joey and Alisha hit that weed, they passed out for 2 hours and their entire lives were Canucked.
Canucked by Lucy Flawless July 24, 2010