X-mas carcass

The fate of the christ-mas tree: A once beloved, highly-adorned centerpiece of good-will, fellowship and seasonal cheer; chopped down, dragged out of the forest, temporarily sanctified then subsequently kicked unceremoniously to the curb, like a wasted carcass at a meat-packing plant.

Seasons finally over! Time to chuck the X-mas carcass to the curb...

by YAWA September 25, 2017

carpark

A bird who looks posh but is easily convinced to take it up any hole over a car bonnet in the nearest carpark.

That bird is a blatant carpark. Oooooooooh carpark.

by Benjo P January 17, 2008

carhartt

Clothing worn by hard working blue-collar people. Carhartts are built to last.

I love Carhartt. Carhartt is awesome

by rice hater April 18, 2006

San Antonio cascarone

when multiple men skeet into a condom and break it over a womens head.

last night me and 12 of my best bras gave Sabrina a San Antonio cascarone ......What a dumb bitch!

by Will Shire December 3, 2007

carparked

slang for getting drunk

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i'm gunna get carparked!"

by jmsica March 18, 2009

car car car car car

What you say when you think about your car then start having a seizure.

Person 1: Hey are you okay?
Person 2: Car car car car car

by 162963192.102370127397 November 9, 2020

carhartt

A clothing made in michigan that is durable and made to last. Worn by hard workers. Often worn by rednecks/farmers/country boys.

Hand me my carhartt coat.

Look at that cowboy wearin all his carhartts.

by cowboyup May 7, 2004