Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.

Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.

by Att2455 January 11, 2014

carroting

placing carrots with over dried weed.

Damn it, this weed taste like a carrot. Jeff must have done some carroting on this shit.

by spoof720 August 26, 2013

carbing

To be excessively linked to websites while chatting, or texting. No chatting, just endless links.

I was IMing with J, he never speaks, just endlessly carbing me.

What's up with all the carbing dude, can't you say hi?

by ctden666 March 12, 2009

carroting

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!

Johnny was a great at carroting.

by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006

Caroxing

Rubbing your sweaty crotch with a rock.

Anoop is caroxing!

by AG February 10, 2004

Carlosing

The act of "bumbling" around, almost aimlessly but to the outside world it appears that you very much have an aim. You might try and look busy, but everyone really knows your not actually doing anything.

The act of Carlosing is a difficult one to master, it is said that the Germans have perfected it, while others are just trying to imitate them.

"Hey man what have you been up to all day?"
"Oh you know, just carlosing around."

by Carlos The Third December 25, 2013

Carbing

Carbing is a verb, that helps most people and/or people with diabetes.

We are carbing 30 for your burger

by Toaster strudel May 3, 2019