Captain Tenneal (AKA The Skipper): A crucial character/host on the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC). He brings a necessary balance to the game by exploiting his authoritative role and using his philanthropic abilities in his dialog to improve the human condition (usually at the expense of the game's participants). His mental salvos of motivational verse can really light a fire under players, encouraging them to push on... bringing structure and continuity and to the game.
(CT)"... Well, what I'm trying to do is add a little levity because the tension is thick here between the meat handlers and the cartoon voice actors. Uh, let's meet some of the meat handlers. How many of you are filleters? And how many of you jerk your meat? Show of hands, how many boners here? Come on, somebody's gotta be a boner. And how many of you just like touching meat with your hands? Ok, well let's do some funny voices. You, chubby, get up. Come on, come on, stand up and do one of your funny voices...come on!"
(Man)- "Huhhuh..Well I'm a meat handler!"
(CT)- "I bet you are! Hey, give him a round of applause. Meat handlers, cartoon characters, we're all people huh? So what do you say we all race down to the starting line.
(Man)- "Huhhuh..Well I'm a meat handler!"
(CT)- "I bet you are! Hey, give him a round of applause. Meat handlers, cartoon characters, we're all people huh? So what do you say we all race down to the starting line.
by Zor Prime May 17, 2005
by Headsy June 10, 2009
Short for Captain Morgan's. Mostly reffering to the Captain's "Orginal Spiced Rum". 35% alcohol by volume (70 proof). Not great on taste, better if you mix it with juice or coke. I'd suggest anybody to eat something with it when you drink it lest you get sick.
by Bill "Beefy" Jones January 09, 2006
When you are having sex with a girl doggie style while in the Captain Morgans pose with one foot up, you find a Captain Morgans bottle and shove it in her ass.
o man, last night me and my girlfriend got so hammered off Captain Morgans i had to pull the captain on her...
by Mish UB July 16, 2007
-the receiving of a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.
-the receiving of a blow job while taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet.
-the receiving of a blow job while taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet.
Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.
Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.
Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.
by Arch-a-tek November 13, 2009
A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.
A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!
A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!
by D0c February 22, 2006
I really have never used this term but...I read a reference to it in regards to Steve McNair's murder.
Basically it sounds like another word for "sugar daddy". An older man who takes care of a younger woman by buying her things, paying bills for her, etc.
Basically it sounds like another word for "sugar daddy". An older man who takes care of a younger woman by buying her things, paying bills for her, etc.
Every man I know has a little Captain in him. We see a pretty young thang working her way through nursing or cosmetology school and it's just in our nature to pay a cellphone bill, a car note or get her nails done.
by CapitalCityGoofball July 08, 2009