they are thicc hoes who look good and are bad bitches and can eat as much food as they want because they are fat asses (IM A CAPRICORN)
their friend :“ OH MY GOD Karen u look thick ass hell”
karen: “ oh all the shit i’ve been eating went to the wright place”
their friend “ yeah”
(also fuck u karen u forgot the muffins at the PTA meeting stupid bitch)
because they are capricorn’s
karen: “ oh all the shit i’ve been eating went to the wright place”
their friend “ yeah”
(also fuck u karen u forgot the muffins at the PTA meeting stupid bitch)
because they are capricorn’s
by THICK HOE August 10, 2019
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Capricorns are ambitious, modest, patient, responsible, stable, trustworthy, powerful, intellectual, perspicacious and persistent.
But they can also be boring and stubborn.
Capricorns are basically a modified Aries (who happen to be their ram cousins), and thus they get along really well with Ariens and Scorpios.
Opposite sign = Cancer
Gets along with = Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Leo, Scorpio
Capricorns are ambitious, modest, patient, responsible, stable, trustworthy, powerful, intellectual, perspicacious and persistent.
But they can also be boring and stubborn.
Capricorns are basically a modified Aries (who happen to be their ram cousins), and thus they get along really well with Ariens and Scorpios.
Opposite sign = Cancer
Gets along with = Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Leo, Scorpio
It's anything but a breeze to grasp the Capricorn character. You'll learn to recognize this Sun sign, but you'll need some preliminary practice. Study the quiet spider in the comer. He hasn't a chance against the fast-flying insects. But they get caught in his cleverly spun web -- and the spider wins. Remember Aesop's slow tortoise, humorously crawling in that race. He hasn't a chance against the quick, bright hare. But the flighty hare goes in all directions, forgetting the goal -- the tortoise wins. Observe the goat, as he scales the mountainside. He hasn't a chance against the strategy of the smarter humans who pursue him. But the hunters fall behind as the sturdy goat climbs determinedly from crag to crag on his uniquely designed hooves -- and the goat wins.
Now study a Capricorn. Where will you find him? Just about anywhere he can advance or improve himself. Anywhere he can get ahead and further his secret ambitions. Try a social gathering. The Capricorn is not a carefree party type, but the goat we're studying is a social climber as well as a mountain climber. Pick a mixed group, preferably in the upper income level. You can also try the middle income level, but the lower you go beneath that, the smaller your chances of finding a Capricorn. He probably won't be wearing a lamp shade on his head, tap dancing or calling attention to himself in any way; he'll be the admiring spectator in the background. You may not even notice him at first as he quietly and calmly watches all the flashy, pushy, charming, aggressive and brilliant personalities around him. Everyone in the group will seem to have superior equipment for the race -- any race. Lots of them are bluffing, some of them are afraid, but they're all highly polished, and the Capricorn doesn't seem to have a chance against them. Yet, he will win.
Now study a Capricorn. Where will you find him? Just about anywhere he can advance or improve himself. Anywhere he can get ahead and further his secret ambitions. Try a social gathering. The Capricorn is not a carefree party type, but the goat we're studying is a social climber as well as a mountain climber. Pick a mixed group, preferably in the upper income level. You can also try the middle income level, but the lower you go beneath that, the smaller your chances of finding a Capricorn. He probably won't be wearing a lamp shade on his head, tap dancing or calling attention to himself in any way; he'll be the admiring spectator in the background. You may not even notice him at first as he quietly and calmly watches all the flashy, pushy, charming, aggressive and brilliant personalities around him. Everyone in the group will seem to have superior equipment for the race -- any race. Lots of them are bluffing, some of them are afraid, but they're all highly polished, and the Capricorn doesn't seem to have a chance against them. Yet, he will win.
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Capricorn ♑️ (zodiac sign) : (noun)10th zodiac sign. There is no better match for a Sagittarius than that of a Capricorn who identifies as a Gemini.
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